#lush store

[lonelyslutavatar]

Is Martin the type of avatar to have a bunch of flavored lubes except he just eats most of them? Brought to you by the blueberry muffin one that just smells so good

pov: a regular customer finally brings along the boyfriend he won't shut up about but he eats all the lube testers

[neverbelessthan]

Heads up new Stede-coded bath bomb dropped at LUSH.

[bunnyb34r]

This is a weird question but retail workers at the mall... what makes you decide who gets the cute paper bags and who gets the shitty little plastic bags? Like large heavy orders aside... what's it take to get a cute paper bag without having to ask for it?

[jewfrogs]

freaks me out whenever i see people on the internet who live in my home state youre not supposed to be there. no one is there

[purple-fig]

If office creeps looked like this I would work in HR

[goldenhourhimbo]

does putting up garland just automatically mean you need 5x the amount you thought you did

[blackthornass]

One thing I enjoy about the legalization of weed in Minnesota was that with it being smack dab in the middle of states legalizing weed nobody is coming here for Legal Weed Tourism so in most towns there aren’t dedicated Weed Stores but like weed is legal and people want to buy it so where do you sell it? And the answer that the great state of Minnesota mostly came to was: smokable weed and weed smoking equipment gets sold at tobacco stores. Edible weed gets sold at liquor stores. So a Tobacco Store is less a store where you go to get tobacco and more a store you go to to get things you smoke, and a Liquor Store is less a store where you go to get alcohol and more a store where you go to get drugs that are also groceries

[terrorbirb]

Expensive deodorant may be actually better....

[savoryhoneybear]

do you think he'd smell like depression sweat and musk or like. blue raspberry vanilla type beat. im down for the whole spectrum i guess. maybe skeletons smell considerably different. like. i hate to say it. but papyrus definitely smells like mayonnaise (he uses it to polish his skull??? i assume he did that as a dumb bit around sans but also who's to say) marinara sauce (theres literally spaghetti on him like all the time. everyone loves it so hes gotta have it on him even if he doesnt eat it himself) and magical monster sweat- dude doesn't take that gear off for weeks???? mood as hell. also haha stinky. same goes for sans- hell, probably exponentially more so for him. can you imagine the stench??? i bet he reeks. sniff. hah. bet he uh. bet he.. he's gotta be. uhm. excuse me for a moment *sniffsniffs ifnsinfinsiffnsiffnsifnfnsifnisnffifn

[naomiknight-17]

I have survived going to the mall... this time...

[fantastic-mr-corvid]

ty for the tag @miseryscrowned ! last sentence of my wip is:

“Fuck off” Pause. “Cupboard on the left. bottom shelf.” Cecio paused again, “The chocolate bourbons are mine, so keep your bloody mitts off.”

still the rametto & cecio wip. you bet Ramettos gonna help herself to those chocolate bourbons [and now im craving them... mmm]

anyone reading this who wants to, please take this as a tag<3

[kafluffleskorner]

Hollow Knight | Shade

[healturn]

Bro the most beautiful trans woman I’ve ever seen talked me into buying so much soap at Lush today I’m so susceptible to women’s charms

[p0pp3t]

Alphonse probably has these

he also uses all of them at the same time👍👍

[mynamesdrstuff]

how lovely earth is to be filled with so many nice smells

[brilliancetheory]

tomorrow is my final day with lush after giving 8 years of my life to that place only for them to spend the best part of 5 of those years making my life a fucking misery and I'm having very conflicting feelings about this change but ultimately I know it's for the better still I can't help feeling like